Smear Me Competition -Closed-

My Brute and Eye Training Visual Edition Bulkypix giveaway… Smear me, humiliate me, do whatever you can to hurt me. Well after almost quitting my hobby writing for TouchGen after some harsh remarks on my Dungeon Hunter review. I need to toughen up. To help me the kind people at Bulkypix has provided me with four codes for their excellent online brawler My Brute and four for the more serious Eye Training Visual Edition.

You will win a code for each game/application, and what I demand is the following:

Smear me, humiliate me and be as cruel as possible within the laws of your home country. I am kind of guessing beastiality is outlawed in all countries but please surprise me. Leave your most vicious personal insult in the comments below.

That is part one of the task to win the codes, the other is to write the best iTunes reviews possible for either My Brute or Eye Training Visual Edition. You will of course be given the codes before so you can have a go at setting up good brawls, and train your visual skills. The review should be posted in the comments below, and I will use them in the TouchGen reviews for My Brute and Eye Training Visual Edition. A proper iTunes review is either 1-star or 5-stars, and focuses on just one aspect such as:

My Brute 1-star by Lilhihi:

I bought it ready to play on my ipod touch and it won’t sync to my ipod touch! Please Fix.

My Brute 5-star by LP Ownz All:

Only for cool people.

You have 48 hours starting roughly from now to get these Bulkypix codes, remember you get both My Brute and Eye Training Visual Edition for a proper humiliation and an iTunes review. All comments will be thoroughly scrutinized by me for some really hurtful and childish remarks. This is the first competition where you can win from being an a-hole so go for it.

Kamblad…who probably will need to get those “Save Kamblad” t-shirts printed after this competition.
My Brute $3.99

Eye Training Visual Edition $0.99

Competition closed, winners:

Joshn

Zachary Behrendt

Tim

Legend.inc

Thanks for your smears! Please try out My Brute, and Eye Training and post your 1-star and 5-star comments below.

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http://twitter.com/nachorevolution Nacho Andrade, USA

you’re a pussy
Joshn

Sorry torbjorn noone is gonna rip you xD
Joshn

Meh, since i want the code and no one else is insulting you i will start. Torbjorn Kamblad you are most definatly a wank bag.
Zachary Behrendt

Dear Torbjorn,

You’re so stupid you watch 60 minutes for two hours.

And you know you don’t have to stare at the orange juice carton just because it says “concentrate”.

Furthermore, you’re so fat I walked around you twice and got lost.

You’re so stupid you sold your car for gas money.

You’re so stupid you ask people if they’d like to join you for a game of solitaire.

You’re so ugly you need a blind fold to look in the mirror.

You’re so stupid you brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

And I’m sorry to hear you fell out of a tree the other day. Couldn’t hold on to the branches to well with that rake in your hand, could you?

Love,

Zack
Torbjorn Kamblad, Sweden

Ok so far we have two eligable winners Joshn and Zachary. I will end this competition within the next 24 hours, and if there are no further insults thrown I will give the remaining codes to those with most comments posted on my reviews.
Tim

Torbjorn?

More like SNOREbjorn. Amirite?

Also:

UR SO GAY OMLOLRMAFLAOLZZZZ!!!

I hope that suffices.
Tim

Oh yeah, your hat looks GAY.

To be honest, I still haven’t updated to 3.0 so the codes probably won’t do me any good. But someone needs to get into this contest. Non-comments would be the biggest insult of all, no?
Tim

WHOREbjorn.

Kum-bladder.

Oh yuh huh.
legend.inc

Facial hair lol!! thats all im gonna say!!

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