Dragons' Den review
I am out, this is ludicrous and ridiculous.Read more...
I am out, this is ludicrous and ridiculous.Read more...
Machball is an extremely fast paced casual game in which you must guide a ball to the goal using your fingers to create barriers to bounce the ball around. This game is quite boring, it's almost like Read more...
is a game made to promote the new album by Eminem, named Relapse. Usually we talk about substandard games when it comes to movie licenses, but this music tie in is the worst piece of cr#p ever. I Read more...
Don’t read this review, it is depressing at best. Slot Japan! is not a game, it really isn’t. It is a slot machine simulator of a Pachi-slot machine. You push a button to stoRead more...
Available now on the Apple iTunes store is a small game called Get Out of My Way. As I write this review I search for something good to say about this game, and I'm at a complete loss for words. TRead more...
Something bad has happened at the Temple of Amlyn, and you have been sent out by the king to find out exactly how bad it is. Read more...
Finding a space to park in a city can be a real chore. Read more...
Coyotes eat chickens, and that is not good if you are a chicken farmer. Read more...
Somewhere in space something has gone terribly wrong. I am not talking about how bad Giant Leap is, or that the developer hasn’t even got around to giving the Hero a better name than Hero. I am talkRead more...
When I saw this one come in I was so excited. I am a huge fan of The Office on NBC (the American one, I've never seen the British one). Boy, I don't think I have ever been let down so badly in my lifeRead more...
The blueprint is based on sounds really great. Side scrolling 3d shooter - check. Elements of stealth and intriguing story - check. It's also published by Chillingo, who put out great games such as iRead more...
Mehware lives up to it’s name producing a game that’s just, “meh.” Tilt it is a style game with a few variations. First off instead of balls you have pucks. Secondly you can tilt the wRead more...
I remember reading about the revolutionary Mad Dog McCree in computer magazines in the early 90s. Read more...
Kate is an ambitious young entrepreneur not afraid to get down and dirty. Read more...
Fixing up cars is a greasy oily hard business, but for Kate it is the start of a new exciting adventure.Read more...
Wesley Snipes is a cool dude, and I associate him with action, clever one-liners and cool scenarios.Read more...
There is a lot of shovel ware in the App Store, and needless to say I get disappointed when one of the major publishers adds a game to that segment. Read more...
No one can stop the power of Thor, especially when using the hammer/lightning combo!!!!Read more...
Arielle sees ghosts, and she is trying to make a living as a medium. But if you dabble into the unknown spirit world you become a target yourself. A bound spirit enters Arielle’s life, and somethingRead more...
Take all you know from every horror movie ever made, mix it with some goofy voice acting, pounding music and all the blood you can stomach. It might sound like an interesting premise, but sadly iRequiRead more...
Still chomping at the bit for a decent super-bike game on iOS? Well keep at it, as you won't find it in this run-of-the-mill racer...Read more...
Once upon a time in the Wild West there was a man who had to do something to someone, or something. Read more...
Reviewing a new port of Chrono Trigger seems at the outset to be a straightforward exercise.Read more...
Island Tribe is back, and this time I try it on the small screen. Read more...
I usually start my reviews by furnishing the reader with a couple of points to help them gain a basic understanding of the game I'm rabbiting on about.Read more...
Emotional Robots' UDK powered shooter is not a smoking hot gun, or an ice cold gun... It's a warm gun!Read more...
One Must Fall 2097 is one of the best 2d fighting games ever, that most of us don’t remember. Read more...
Now that is a way to really make sure that you get your game lost in the App Store. Read more...
All roads are said to lead to Rome, but do I really have to be the one building them all? Read more...
Gravity is beyond Hermes, and he can switch it on or off at his own will. Read more...
We all did it when we were younger. Tied a towel round our neck, hoisted our underpants over our trousers, jumped out the open window, only to confirm what we knew all along; man cannot fly!Read more...
The story found in A Pig’s Dreams is some of the most bizarre ramblings of madness I have yet to read in an App Store description. Read more...
Gangstar is back for its third outing. So, can the latin beats of Rio bring passion and energy to the series? Read on...Read more...
Now this is a world is serious trouble with asteroids in direct course of impact. Read more...
Game Mechanic Studios' ambitious iOS title doesn't quite take flight, and instead falls more like a lead balloon...Read more...
If Treemaker lands on the appstore and no-one is around to hear it, does it still get any downloads?Read more...
Playing a sequel to a game that I never got around playing is not an easy feat. Read more...
Azarashi is a game that ends within a minute without more content than what is seen within that minute. Read more...
What kind of videogame would you get if you crossed Mario, Sonic and a cardboard box? Allow me to suggest 'Paper Plumber: Super Warthog Edition'Read more...
I'm sure you, the discerning reader, are well aware of one of the great ironies of the AppStore: that for every zombie game that appears on it, seven more pop upRead more...
After playtesting the iOS version of Real Football 2012, I immediately brandished my finest writing quill and penned a stern letter to Gameloft's marketing department.Read more...
Last year Telltale Games acquired licenses from Universal to create games for two of it's biggest franchises, Back to the Future and Jurassic Park.Read more...
I would have loved playing Sim City even more if it had been taking some inspiration from Kairosoft.Read more...
At times games intrigue me by having vague App Store descriptions, and Patchworld definitely falls in that category. Read more...
Not to worry folks, One Epic Game is the title of a new platformer from ChillingoRead more...
A love that was not meant to be between royal bluebloods that can’t stand each other is the story of Royal Trouble: Hidden Adventures. Read more...
Would I review Furmins if it wasn’t developed by Housemarque? Read more...
What is it with this penguin obsession going on? Read more...
Rayforce, by Taito Games, is an arcade classic. It...Read more...
We often think that some day, some kind of chemical weapon or mutated virus will create feet-dragging flesh-eaters that will take over the world.Read more...
Soccer, football or foot fondling of pigskin are different names for the same beautiful sport. Read more...
All it takes to turn a civilised, 30-something year old games reviewer into a raging street wrestler is a trip to the Boxing Day* Sales.Read more...
The Reckless Racing crew are back, and they're gunning for Mini Motor Racing...Read more...
There's plenty of soul in this music game, that's not a music game...Read more...
Some times the good guys have got to behave badly. Read more...
Despite being a battle hardened elite soldier from the future, Arc exhibits many of the same innate flaws of most men.Read more...
Whoa, now I am really trippin. I thought the most psychedelic whacky game for iOS was Enviro-Bear 2010, but that is from now on a contested crown. Read more...
I haven’t been to a soccer match for years, and the mere idea fills me with woe. Read more...
I have reviewed all of Cave's shooters for iOS, and I'm still yet to be disappointed.Read more...
So that’s it, I’ve completed Batman Arkham City after a two-year wait… Read more...
Four minutes to save a life, and four minutes closer to finding out why you were killed. Read more...
Whenever I go weary about the state of new games released on the App Store a game shows up by Llamasoft or Justin Smith to boost my interest again. Read more...
Frontier Developments' gorgeous platformer - originally released on Wii - finds its spiritual home on iOS...Read more...
The original sandbox of gang-land delights still feels as fresh now as it did back in 2001...Read more...
Tintin is a young reporter who tends to attract the stories, and mysteries instead of actually having to scout for a scoop. Read more...
I hated this game from the first minute I started playing it. Read more...
Gameloft's long awaited gun-toting sequel is finally here, proving that in fact sometimes more is more!...Read more...
Lexi is thrown in the middle of something wicked, unknown and highly annoying.Read more...
It's hard to believe that we are only just coming up to one year since Infinity blade hit our iOS screens. Read more...
The racing genre got a real revolution in back in the summer of 2009. Read more...
The Moki's are back! Oh boy, how we have missed them!Read more...
Chillingo releases 11bit studios excellent strategy game onto iOS… and it’s awesome!Read more...
After confining itself to the iPad, the goo finally seeps out to the rest of iOS...Read more...
The best pinball game on the App Store is here! Read more...
Does Dead Space live up to the hype? Is drop-kicking a Necro-baby fun? HELL YES. Read more...
You’ve seen the trailer, the preview videos, maybe you even watched the interview, but, you really can’t grasp how much fun Infinity Blade is until you’ve played this bad boy yourself.Read more...
